You smell like old people and soap....I like it

werealljustwinginit:

beyoncescock:

dancingwithwildfire:

justdailystories:

Eye-Catching Pictures With a Surprising Perspective

I need an explanation…

  1. girl holding popcorn 
  2. cat is sitting at the back of a staircase going up
  3. guy’s shorts blended with the water. you can see his boots if you look close enough
  4. two people- the first person (closer to the camera) had their head on the shoulder of the person and their left leg bent while the other person had their hand on the first person’s knee.

youre all welcome

It took me ten mins to see this cat. We are essentially in the basement (why we can view the smoke alarm), there is a staircase to our right starting a little behind us—it’s going up and that is the railing we see on the right. The stairs there cat are on are to the next floor. Those stairs have slots between them and we are actually seeing the bottom of those slots. The cat sits between the slots looking down.

gracewileysmith:

‪I once watched a woman pop off all 10 of her press-on nails into the trash before walking into a lesbian bar

maryranstadler1:

mongolian-ass-eater:

I see stuff like this every once in a while and it reminds me the kids are still alright

I have no idea what is going on but I watched this like 20 times

unclefather:

becketts:

that one time on Hotel Hell when Gordon Ramsay fed the owner’s dog some shitty bread and then was afraid he killed her

He checked her pulse

captainpoe:

Cast reacts to Arya killing The Night King.

kylos:

Emilia Clarke’s last day of shooting Game of Thrones

solarpunkarchivist:

solarpunkarchivist:

Confession time; while I may have started making my girlfriend lunches purely because I love her there’s now a little bit of gay spite involved as well. I want the straight girls she works with to see what they’re missing and hold their men to higher standards.

Operation Gay Spite has claimed its first straight relationship! I’m not sure I’ve ever been prouder of anything in my life!

stumbleonhometomycats:
“this is the greatest tweet of 2018
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stumbleonhometomycats:

this is the greatest tweet of 2018

me, falling down the ever-descending stairs of procrastination: parkour